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A Guide to Midwestern Conversation Book

Learn (and love) the language of the landlocked in this bitingly funny illustrated guide to the common phrases and sentiments of the American Heartland, from the author of the McSweeney’s series “A Guide to Midwestern Conversation.”

If you end an evening by slapping your thighs and saying, “Welp, I’ll go ahead and get outta your hair,” then you don’t need this guide, but you sure as heck might like it. Full of common Midwestern phrases (and what they really mean behind the friendly facade), A Guide to Midwestern Conversation is an affectionate, self-deprecating look at the language of a people long defined by their kindness and reduced to their voting patterns. Written by born-and-bred Midwesterner Taylor Kay Phillips, it’s a wink, a hug, and a firm handshake (with eye contact) to the millions of Americans who say soda and pop interchangeably and grew up doing tornado drills in school.

Size chart
Size Chart

Onesies

Size Chest (Inches) Length (Inches)
0-3m  7 13
3-6m 8 15
6-12m 9 17
12-18m 10 19

 

 

Child T-Shirts

Size Length (Inches) Chest Width (Inches)
 2T 15.5 12
 3T 16.5 13
 4T 17.5 14
 5/6 18.5 15
 7Y 19.5 16

 

Adult Unisex T-Shirts

 Size Body Length (Inches)

Chest Width
(Inches, Laid Flat)

XS 27 17.5
S 28 19
M 29 20.5
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

 

Our bodysuits and T's are durable and meant to stand up to what your little one throws at (or on) them. All screen printed apparel can be washed in cool or warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly on ink. 

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