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There Are Moms Way Worse Than You Book

A hilarious and reassuring gift for every mom: because we’re all doing the best we can, and the natural world is filled with moms worse than you!

A mom giraffe is pretty nice until the fetus drops.
She’ll birth a newborn baby calf, then kick him ’til he walks.
 
Whenever you feel guilty that you haven’t cleaned the house:
Sexton beetles raise their kids in a decomposing mouse.
 
A koala mom will feed her kids her own poop. Yes, poop. Panda moms will abandon one twin because raising two is, well, just too much. And every now and then a cuddly little hamster mom will —yup— eat her newborn pups.
These and other true facts from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious reality check on what constitutes “good parenting.” So, human mother, time to stop worrying about the job you’re doing —because you’re a great mom.

Size chart
Size Chart

Onesies

Size Chest (Inches) Length (Inches)
0-3m  7 13
3-6m 8 15
6-12m 9 17
12-18m 10 19

 

 

Child T-Shirts

Size Length (Inches) Chest Width (Inches)
 2T 15.5 12
 3T 16.5 13
 4T 17.5 14
 5/6 18.5 15
 7Y 19.5 16

 

Adult Unisex T-Shirts

 Size Body Length (Inches)

Chest Width
(Inches, Laid Flat)

XS 27 17.5
S 28 19
M 29 20.5
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

 

Our bodysuits and T's are durable and meant to stand up to what your little one throws at (or on) them. All screen printed apparel can be washed in cool or warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly on ink. 

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