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Horizontal Parenting: How to Entertain Your Kid While Lying Down

Need a break . . . now? Horizontal Parenting offers 50 hilarious and effective activities designed to entertain kids while you lie down. 

Children are exhausting! In the marathon of modern parenting, everyone needs a break—just 10 precious minutes to rest your body and tune out the chaos. Enter Horizontal Parenting, the super-simple parenting hack for everyone, everywhere. With creative and practical advice for overworked parents and caretakers who "just need a minute," this book includes 50 fun, effective, and hilarious games to play with toddlers and children while lying down. Activities include:

• What's on My Butt
• Hide and Seek-ish
• Don't Wake the Giant
• Railroad to Relaxation
• And many more!

Size chart
Size Chart

Onesies

Size Chest (Inches) Length (Inches)
0-3m  7 13
3-6m 8 15
6-12m 9 17
12-18m 10 19

 

 

Child T-Shirts

Size Length (Inches) Chest Width (Inches)
 2T 15.5 12
 3T 16.5 13
 4T 17.5 14
 5/6 18.5 15
 7Y 19.5 16

 

Adult Unisex T-Shirts

 Size Body Length (Inches)

Chest Width
(Inches, Laid Flat)

XS 27 17.5
S 28 19
M 29 20.5
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

 

Our bodysuits and T's are durable and meant to stand up to what your little one throws at (or on) them. All screen printed apparel can be washed in cool or warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly on ink. 

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